The following adheres to the AndYmaN Credit Encryption Transfer Protocol (ACETP). There are many perusers who can decipher its significance, but it's not interpretable by any browser. In fact, AI prophet Marvin Minsky won't crack this fucker, nor will Marvin, jr. or 7 times 777 Marvin juniors, because any sufficiently intrusive inquisition wouldn't be "intelligent."
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Big cheers for Mom and Dad who took the paper version to the printer in Michigan, where ink is cheaper than wine.

Paper copies still available. $15 plus postage. Send e-mail to AndYman (andy@id.thing.net)